Dirty moose

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This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.

My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose

Dirty moose by Hedgehog7 July 5, 2019

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Dirty moose

A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.

The neighbours are having a dirty moose party again tonight in bilton

Dirty moose by madferret2584 May 16, 2020

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Dirty moose

Awesome guy.

He is a dirty moose.

Dirty moose by Victor popelka March 6, 2020

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dirty moose

when a moosedowner is doing a moosedownee doggystyle and takes his finger and smears the moosedownees lower lip with feces giving the moosedownee a moustache.

Last night I heard he gave that parapalegic girl a dirty moose.

dirty moose by Jason Richards Air Force National Guard January 19, 2008

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dirty moose knuckle

A fat chicks dirty pussy

Damn look her dirty moose knuckle

dirty moose knuckle by Anggelos April 7, 2015

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The Dirty Moose

When doing someone from behind you throw some dirt on them and then give them antlers with your hands. Then make a low pitched groan like a moose call.

Guy 1: I heard that Fred got the dirty moose from Kevin the other day.
Guy 2: Wow, Queers.

The Dirty Moose by Austinnn August 7, 2007

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The Dirty Moose

The act of having sexual anal intercourse with a female doggystyle, then after giving a hidden friend in a closet a pre-determined signal , putting your hands up on your heads like moose antlers as he pops out and snaps a photo

Dude i totally gave that bitch The Dirty Moose and tom got it on film! Want to see the picture?

The Dirty Moose by Gujmach August 3, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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