Dirty moose

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This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.

My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose

Dirty moose by Hedgehog7 July 5, 2019

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Dirty moose

A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.

The neighbours are having a dirty moose party again tonight in bilton

Dirty moose by madferret2584 May 16, 2020

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Dirty moose

Awesome guy.

He is a dirty moose.

Dirty moose by Victor popelka March 6, 2020

dirty moose

when a moosedowner is doing a moosedownee doggystyle and takes his finger and smears the moosedownees lower lip with feces giving the moosedownee a moustache.

Last night I heard he gave that parapalegic girl a dirty moose.

dirty moose by Jason Richards Air Force National Guard January 19, 2008

dirty moose knuckle

A fat chicks dirty pussy

Damn look her dirty moose knuckle

dirty moose knuckle by Anggelos April 7, 2015

The Dirty Moose

When doing someone from behind you throw some dirt on them and then give them antlers with your hands. Then make a low pitched groan like a moose call.

Guy 1: I heard that Fred got the dirty moose from Kevin the other day.
Guy 2: Wow, Queers.

The Dirty Moose by Austinnn August 7, 2007

The Dirty Moose

The act of having sexual anal intercourse with a female doggystyle, then after giving a hidden friend in a closet a pre-determined signal , putting your hands up on your heads like moose antlers as he pops out and snaps a photo

Dude i totally gave that bitch The Dirty Moose and tom got it on film! Want to see the picture?

The Dirty Moose by Gujmach August 3, 2009

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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