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Dirty Kellen 

When your talking with a girl you like and she suddenly becomes a bitch so you then you ask her to tap and she says yes but you end up just MMA fighter her in the middle of sex naked and she flicks your balls so hard they malfunction and continuously cum everywhere.
Yeah we broke up because I ended up pulling a Dirty Kellen

Dirty Keelen 

When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.
Damn did he just do a dirty keelen?
Dirty Keelen by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020