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Dirty Jakob 

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
Dirty Jakob by Wladax April 13, 2020

Dirty Jakob 

The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food
Guy1:Hey bro did you watch Rush hour last night
Guy2:yeah i was doing a dirty Jakob as well
Dirty Jakob by Big J-man August 28, 2021

Dirty Jake Squad 

A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.
He totally took me to texas road house and i gave him a dirty jake squad

Dirty jakub 

When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria
Dirty jakub by Grandadshagger420 February 1, 2021

Dirty Jakie 

When a girl with a vacuum tight pussy makes you cum instantly
My man, I had some Dirty Jakie last night, came in .3 seconds best .3 seconds of my life.
Dirty Jakie by Harper3000 May 5, 2020

dirty jake 

is where a girl sits on a guys face and pisses in his mouth
hey man.. ur girlfriend just told me she gave u a dirty jake
dirty jake by Paul Castro August 10, 2008