A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.
When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria