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Dirty idun

The act of getting your penis infected with a fungal infection, not washing it for 3 weeks and finally putting it into a bottle of Heinz Ketchup, then have sexual intercourse until your partner does ”the squishy thing”
”Hey man, I dirty Idun’d my girlfriend yesterday!”
”Thats awesome man! I’m gonna dirty Alex’s my dog Louis tonight!”
Dirty idun by Baboonlicker57 August 31, 2023
Words you can keep

Dirtydunked 

A person who hooks up with a tour guide.

Esp. A bratty, stuck up, spoiled, shameless or disrespectful person.
A young woman that no one liked on a study abroad, that could't get any guys from the trip to hook up with her because she was a pretentious asshole (she told a guy to "stick his P in her V", seconds later she then flopped drunk onto the floor like a carp). Later in the trip the Ecuadorian tour guide, Duncan dirtydunked her in front of the other tour guide. While she was getting dirtydunked she was speaking what little spanish she could, "Mas mas, Fabian stop looking". Then brags about getting dirtydunked to the group.
Dirtydunked by Gala Pagos June 20, 2010

Dirtydungareedouche

A classic hat trick for all the fucked up and crude humorous jokes mankind will now be pulling off with this now fake defined word brought to you by yours truly dirtydungareedouchebag Dan
Dirtydungareedouchebag Dan: " I just scored on your mom last night Jimmy huh what the fuck you got to say about that? "
Jimmy: "Jokes on you dumbass my mom uses those dirtydungareedouches and her puss farts smell like charred broiled hotdogs... what the fuck do you have to say about that?"
Dirtydungareedouchebag Dan: "...."

Jimmy: 'gives the finger'
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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