Dirty Falcon

The art of suprising your partner in a doggystyle position and adding a "bonus" Wich is puttin your 2 thumbs togheter and fingers up to form the shape of THE falcon, then inserting the head "Both thumbs" in your partner's anus while screaming like a flacon. To make it dirty you do it without lubrification. And to make it a Dirty fierce falcon, while you have both thumbs in your partner's anus, you spread your thumbs each side.

Other related act in a doggystyle position would be the Dirty cobra

Dirty falcon
Hey Frank guess what i've done yesterday, I dirty flaconed my girlfriend while eating a pizza.
Dirty falcon

Dirty Falcon by guillaiume September 14, 2009

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Dirty falcon

The act of trying to pull your ladies chonies down with your long, dirty toenails and you scratch her leg.

I accidentally gave her a dirty falcon last night and now she has an infection.

Dirty falcon by Squeeler5000 January 19, 2026

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Dirty Falcon • dirty fallon • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike • dirty pillow

dirty fallon

the act of filling the anus with cheerios and ejaculating onto them at 7:07 AM. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day so don’t skip it little girl

“Baby im hungry, can i have dirty fallon?”

dirty fallon by Dirtydirtyniño October 21, 2020

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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