Dirty Twinkie

During the course of anal sex a female or male begins to shit while a dick is still inside the ass. What makes it a dirty twinkie is when a bit of the shit goes inside the dick hole.

John: Wow, it's getting kind of hot in your ass.
Jane: That's because I'm giving you a dirty twinkie.
John: You nasty bitch! I'll get infected!
Jane: Don't worry I love the filling.

Dirty Twinkie by Daizzle Baizzle July 20, 2009

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Dirty twinkie

When you pull down your pants and show your ass as a joke and your homeboy sticks his dick in your ass

When your uncle shoves a twinkie up his ass then he takes it out off his ass with all the ass juices absorbed in the dirty twinkie and he shoves it in you while he is gagging you with his butt plug

Dirty twinkie by 0877kkh July 9, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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