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Dirty Todd 

after taking your finger out of your male lovers ass, you proceed to fish hook him
can i get some mouth wash my boy friend totally gave me a dirty Todd.
Dirty Todd by Don Knox January 15, 2008

Dirty Todd 

A Dirty Todd is when a guy does whatever or says whatever he has to, in order to get money and gamble and buy beer.
Look there's that Dirty Todd over there. He ate our my ass after I shit for 5 bucks.
Dirty Todd by Betty6969 July 28, 2021

Dirty Todd Remero 

A term used by campers when cooking marshmallows. This is the act by which a girl grabs a guys mashmallow roasting stick with both hands to roast her own marshmallow.
"Hey, Jim, will you lend me your stick, i want to roast a marshmallow."

"Sure Jill, but only if you Dirty Todd Remero it."

Dirty Todd Helton 

A common term for getting to first base with a girl. Generally used when drinking is involved such as at a party or camping.
"Do you even know what first base is?"

"Ya, i gave my girlfriend the dirty Todd Helton just the other day."

The Dirty Todd

A guy who sucks dick for beer money and don't even drink.
A guy who belittles people to compensate his own small inadequacies
Just an all around bitch made guy who feels inferior and usually beats females to make himself feel tough
This person gave my my friend The Dirty Todd so bad I had to beat his punk ass down
The Dirty Todd by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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