Dirty Toast

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).

Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."

by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010

Dirty Toastie

That one girl who is so hot that you can't help but want to bone. She's practically on fire. But she's also a huge ho. She's probably sent you nudes and has sexted you a couple of times.

Man, that Sam... She's one dirty toastie.

by toastie724 November 12, 2017

low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.

I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.

by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024