Dirty Tabetha

When you give your man a blow job while sticking your finger in your own booty hole, then take it out and put it in your man’s mouth.

Gf: I gave my boyfriend a dirty Tabetha last night.

Dirty Tabetha by Angel cakes April 15, 2020

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Dirty Tabitha

Freaky drunken girl. Might be into bondage. And bring on the whips and chains. Also part lush and can hold her alcohol. Can be found trying to sober her ass up at your local coffee shop looking looking for her next victim. She might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution.

I need to find me a dirty Tabitha tonight.

Dirty Tabitha by Nat Nat June 5, 2019

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Dirty Tabitha

When you spit mayonnaise into someone's ass, and they shit it back out all over your face.

John gave me a Dirty Tabitha last night, and now I don't have enough mayo for a BLT.

Dirty Tabitha by Wxllco April 21, 2020

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dirty tabatha

Dirty Tabatha

Freaky drunken girl. Might be into bondage. And bring on the whips and chains. Also part lush and can hold her alcohol. Can be found trying to sober her ass up at your local coffee shop looking looking for her next victim. She might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution.

I need to find me a dirty tabatha tonight

dirty tabatha by Jpoo222 September 19, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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