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Dirty Steef 

A male with no class or standards. Tends to be very socially awkward and exhibits very poor hygiene. A dirty Steef refers to himself as a ladies man, but is repulsive and disgusting in nature.
Hey, man, did you notice that odd creature lurking over there by the Ferris wheel?

Oh that's no creature. You can tell by his greasy demeanor that he is just a Dirty Steef.
Dirty Steef by S1371 June 3, 2013
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Dirty Diamond Steel 

Your extremely constipated all day and in a location where dropping this enourmous stinkloaf would be innappropriate so you decided to wait until you return to your own throne. After you squat and relieve your stomach of the huge bodily mass that has been baking in your belly all day, you come to find that your left with a raging woody from the state of euphoria you have achieved. Choosing what you do with the chubby is your own preference.
Beau: Oh man, I had to hold that dump in all day, I couldnt drop that turd at work. But boy oh boy was it relieving.

Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.

Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!

Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective 

The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.
I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!

If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.