Dirty Spa 

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.

“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?

Dirty Spa by Lava guts June 6, 2023

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

Better than a dirty spatula by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

Dirty Spaceman 

Characteristics of a Dirty Spaceman
1. Looks like Will.I.Am
2. Leaving tonight, though he has an actively bleeding contusion
3. Got that Spaceman Head
4. Is Extra Angry
5. Owns a Leopard and Kept it freestyle
6. Will not have sex with teenage chickenheads who have a flat booty
7. Is a genius
8. Used to own a frog (named Adrianne) which was released by some chick
9. Eats Bacos on his chilly, but not on his Yam
10. Loves Ping-pong and Paintball, and plays it with his crew all night
11. Looks like a Pink Bunny in the morning
12. Shaves his Pubes
13. Freaks every grandma out when he moons them

"Tonight I'm leavin/ though I'm bleedin/ now you know me as/ Dirty Spaceman yeah!

Dirty Spaceman by Docula October 27, 2011

dirty spartan 

its when your fucking a girl from behind and all of a sudden you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick her off the bed.

I was fucking my girl after we watched 300 and i totally gave her the dirty spartan right off the bed

dirty spartan by Daniel Gray March 26, 2007

Dirty Spagnola 

Pronounciation: Spa-nio-la
Origin: Italian

The act of placing one's penis between the breasts of a female and thrusting to acheive orgasm while taking a dump.

Ben: "I saw Serena was sleeping naked last night so i walked in and gave her a Dirty Spagnola"

Paul: "Ay Carumba!"

Dirty Spagnola by Detective Scrote May 18, 2009

dirty spaghetti 

When a male defecates in a female's hair and proceeds to have intercourse with feces coated hair.

That girl will let you do anything to her. Last weekend she let Dave give her dirty spaghetti!

dirty spaghetti by Mr California November 3, 2013

Dirty Spacker 

The term used when a person is dirty and a spack.
The term can only be used when a person is both of these characteristics.

"Hi Tom"
"Hi you Dirty Spacker"

Dirty Spacker by Supreme Chancellor Hughsie December 15, 2016