Dirty Simon 

After having either anal sex or vaginal sex, the male throws his partner through a plate-glass window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.

"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"

Dirty Simon by Daniel Rose July 27, 2006

Dirty Simon 

When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.

I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon

Dirty Simon by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021

Dirty Simon 

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock

Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool

Dirty Simon by Anna gammy April 15, 2020

dirty simon 

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.

Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.

dirty simon by Bari May 24, 2006

Dirty Simon 

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.

I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021

Dirty Simona 

A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.

“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”

Dirty Simona by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020

dirty simone 

A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.

Wow, they're really acting like dirty Simone.

dirty simone by Ass of a fire crotch July 1, 2020