Definitions by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro
Dirty Luke
The ace of inserting your penis into a burst pustule, distributing the pus all over your cock then slapping them hard in the face with your dick. Once your penis is clean you hatefuck them raw in the arse while fingering any other hole of your choice. Finish by cumming onto a tampon then shoving it up their arse before it expands.
Dirty Luke by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 16, 2021
Dirty Simon
While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.
Dirty Simon by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021
Ass hope
When your friend is constantly chasing and flirting with someone in the hopes th sleep together even though the other person isn't at all interested.
Ass hope by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro September 9, 2021
Dirty rosanna
After a solid shagathon, cover your entire body in garlic butter and slide on the floor or any public space until you encounter a suitable lover. You must then shit on their genitals, suck it off their dick/pussy and vomit it into their mouth. If they are immediately sick they have to shag their dad.
Dirty rosanna by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro September 7, 2021
Fuckhat
The least favoured hat, the hat that when no sock/towel/tissue is available, becomes the bearer of discarded cum after a dutiful wank. Can also be related to a human who bears as much valiance towards mankind as the fuckhat.
Fuckhat by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro May 26, 2020