Dirty Saunders 

The art of cracking one’s back so intensely that they go into a state of intense orgasms.

Bro, Colin gave me the chiropractic session. I even had a Dirty Saunders.

Dirty Saunders by Ched Blacknom April 9, 2024

dirty sanders

Sticking your finger in a girl's ass, then wiping said finger under her eyes like eye black, a la Deion Sanders.

Instead of settling for the normal dirty sanchez routine, Eric gave Donna the Dirty Sanders instead.

dirty sanders by Matt Hurst March 10, 2004

Dirty Sanders

A Dirty Sanders is where you have titty sex with a woman only backwards such that your ass is in her face, sitting on it in fact if you do it right. When you are done, blow it on her chin to give her a goatee not unlike the late great Colonel Sanders himself.

I am a Sanders and my father (not the Colonel) coined this move with your mother. I gave it a name and added the finale, but can't take full credit.

I sat on her face, pressed her titties together, and gave her a good ol' fashioned Dirty Sanders.

Dirty Sanders by Just some Sanders February 20, 2009

dirty sanders

When you are hooking up with someone so ugly, you need to cover their face, but you lack a bag. You use your KFC bucket instead, which bears the face of the Colonel Sanders. For some, this is a unique fetish. For others, it's just really weird.

You hook up with an ugly girl, and you want to have sex, but she is just disgusting. You ate KFC that day, so you put the bucket on her head and go at it. This is a "dirty sanders.

dirty sanders by Sean Craig January 8, 2011

dirty sanders

Like it's famous cousin the "dirty Sanchez", which involves the act of smearing fecal residue obtained from a partners anal cavity, during anal sex acts under the said partners nose with ones finger.
The "Dirty Sanders" involves Smearing a partners fecal reside, using ones whole hand over the mouth area to give the appearance of a goatee beard. Not dissimilar to the one sported by the famous poultry chef extraordinaire Col. Harland Sanders, of Kentucky Fried Chicken Fame. after the act of anal fisting.

"She took it all in the backdoor, then I Kentucky Fried her with a Goatee Dirty Sanders style."

dirty sanders by Squidgeon September 10, 2007

dirty colonel sanders

The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .

He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.

dirty colonel sanders by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017

Dirty Double Sanders 

This is an intimate act involving 2 or more people.

One or more people needs to dress up as Bernie Sanders.

KFC food needs to be consumed.

Amongst the Bernie impressions and chicken grease, love is made and shared between those present.

Think of it as an orgy with secret herbs and spices!

"Hey man how was your weekend?"

"I'll tell ya man, I hooked up with that new freaky girl! Instead of going out to eat she requested that we do a Dirty Double Sanders at her place"

"My man!"

Dirty Double Sanders by Dirty Dandee May 25, 2025