When an otherwise respectable woman decides to give her husband a blow job while he’s filming on their new camcorder. Said recording is then accidentally seen by one of their children.
When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.
Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
When having unprotected anal sex with a woman/man, you use Nyquil as lube, pull it out and ejaculate in her mouth... the mix of warm bodily fluid and flu/cold relief liquid will promptly put her to sleep. You may then continue to have sex with her, but a true gentleman calls it a night too.
When Geoff gives Kate a Dirty Sandman, he uses cherry Nyquil so she wakes up with a better taste in her mouth.
After engaging in sexual intercourse with a significant other, proceed to pull out and release your load on your partener's face. Next throw a bag of sand on there face and rip out a patch of your own pubes and do the same. this will resemble the Star Wars charecter known as Chewbaca.
After a long day Jimmy came home to his wife and gave her a Dirty Sandbaca in the bath tub.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.