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dirty sander 

The dirty Sander is when a male above the age of 18 but under the age of 20 sneaks into a zoo to the monkey pen. He the proceeds to make a very explicit video with the animals and spams it all over social media so his friends and family adore him.
Did you see his phone hhas the latest camera so he went to the zoo and preformed a dirty sander
dirty sander by Judgey__02 April 19, 2020
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Dirty Sander 

When a guy is on top of someone toe and rides it. After that, he licks the foot and the toe.
"Man, Jonathan did a Dirty Sander with the girlfriend of his math teacher."
Dirty Sander by Danser June 11, 2020

Dirty Sandelin 

A prank involving utilizing another persons deodorant to wipe ones anus without their knowledge thus defeating the purpose of applying deodorant in the first place.
Person A: Dude, you smell like shit.
Person B: Yeah, I wonder if I was Dirty Sandelined?
Dirty Sandelin by wonderhound September 20, 2010

dirty sanders

Sticking your finger in a girl's ass, then wiping said finger under her eyes like eye black, a la Deion Sanders.
Instead of settling for the normal dirty sanchez routine, Eric gave Donna the Dirty Sanders instead.
dirty sanders by Matt Hurst March 10, 2004

Dirty Sandra 

A cocktail drink consisting of 1 part cranberry, 1 part orange juice and a shot of peach schnapps.
Man I got totally crunked off dirty sandra's last night and let your mom give me a rusty trombone
Dirty Sandra by guns9390 December 31, 2008

Dirty Sanders

A Dirty Sanders is where you have titty sex with a woman only backwards such that your ass is in her face, sitting on it in fact if you do it right. When you are done, blow it on her chin to give her a goatee not unlike the late great Colonel Sanders himself.

I am a Sanders and my father (not the Colonel) coined this move with your mother. I gave it a name and added the finale, but can't take full credit.
I sat on her face, pressed her titties together, and gave her a good ol' fashioned Dirty Sanders.
Dirty Sanders by Just some Sanders February 20, 2009

Dirty Sandra 

When a jewish man masturbates himself with a vacum cleaner while a blond male officer watch.
The other day y saw a Dirty Sandra on Pornhub
Dirty Sandra by VacumCleaner89 November 26, 2020
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