A number that indicates how dirty you are.

"A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity"

The intention being mainly bragging, but also a sex-positive attitude that appreciates sex rather than regarding it something bad - for both men and women.

The calculation goes:
Dirty Number = X * (A1+A2)
Where

X is the number of partners you have slept with
A1 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner younger than you
A2 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner older than you

Dude, my dirty number increased to 213 last weekend.

I have slept with 18 women, once with a woman 7 years younger than me, once with a woman 5 years older than me. My dirty number is 18 * 12 = 213.

Dirty Number by F64 December 15, 2011

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dirty number

A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. It is calculated by multiplying the number of sexual partners with the combined age difference. The combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.

If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is

5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30

My dirty number is 148, what's yours?.

dirty number by F64 December 15, 2011

dirty herb numb bum

When a chick refuses anal wet her asshole with your finger, take a bit of coke and blow it directly onto her anus. Wait a few seconds and proceed to fuck her ass she will never know you were there

Bitch wouldn't give up her ass the tease so I gave her the dirty herb numb bum and then gave her busfare and showed her the door

dirty herb numb bum by flapjackal May 23, 2015

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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