Dirty Njoka
The act of pulling up in the walmart, and then eating the oranges there, and stealing the movies, and farting on the couches. And walking out said walmart, going to Missouri and taking a massive shit, defecating on Louisiana, and pissing
on Massachusetts. And after that, getting in a target, taking their pokemon, and taking the newest release of nba 2k, and crapping on their register, and being not polite by not saying bye. Then committing the heinous crime of robbing a bank and getting sent to jail, and breaking out later. And meeting up with the gang, and going to the night club with them, and causing a ruckus and getting kicked out for disturbing the peace there. And calling your dad fat, and get grounded for disrespecting your elders, and crying. And then buying a house and move in, then shitting in the sink. And then realizing you can't afford the house, so you start to commit tax fraud and get busted by the feds, and get sent to jail once again. And call the judge dumb, and receive a death sentence, and cry like a baby. And then getting sat down, in an electric chair. Hearing a beep. And waking up realizing it was all a dream.
on Massachusetts. And after that, getting in a target, taking their pokemon, and taking the newest release of nba 2k, and crapping on their register, and being not polite by not saying bye. Then committing the heinous crime of robbing a bank and getting sent to jail, and breaking out later. And meeting up with the gang, and going to the night club with them, and causing a ruckus and getting kicked out for disturbing the peace there. And calling your dad fat, and get grounded for disrespecting your elders, and crying. And then buying a house and move in, then shitting in the sink. And then realizing you can't afford the house, so you start to commit tax fraud and get busted by the feds, and get sent to jail once again. And call the judge dumb, and receive a death sentence, and cry like a baby. And then getting sat down, in an electric chair. Hearing a beep. And waking up realizing it was all a dream.
Dirty Njoka by Njokaoffical September 12, 2021
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