Dirty Micky

You give someone a blowjob ass naked and then once they’ve cum inside your mouth you drink vodka and mix it around

in your mouth. you then swallow it while you moan the words daddy and grabbing your tits

Bro she gave me the best dirty micky last night.

by katite420 April 15, 2020

Dirty mick

When you have a retarded co-worker that continuously shouts OH YEAH so much that it gets stuck in your head. Then when having sex with ur partner as you cum you shout OH YEAH with the same retarded face. While the retarded co-worker is breathing heavy out side the window like a rapist at wiggles concert.

All the boys laughed at me at work caus I admitted I did the dirty mick last night

by Dirty69mexican February 10, 2019

Dirty Mckyen

A person who violently cums in their best friend’s asshole making it a sloppy white mess, then pulls out and aggressively bites their testicles off like that motherfucker Jacky V. All while getting his pot stirred at Antwon’s crib by a girl who’s name shall not be mentioned.

I was giving my sister a Dirty Mckyen the other night.

by Jeffyjeff42069 April 16, 2020

Dirty Mick

The act of having one's drinks swapped without your knowledge to something much stronger, taking you by surprise. This results in being bent over and simultaneously vomiting and shitting yourself, having it drip down your leg while your drunk best friend offers to use it as lube for anal sex

"What the fuck did you do to my drink?"
"Dirty mick mate, enjoy!"

by Blahnotaloserblah January 8, 2022

Dirty Mické

When your parter shits themselves and then puts it on a canvas. After that they sell it online to impress you.

" I got $1000 selling a painting"
" How did you do that?"
" I sold a Dirty Mické"

by Dairy__Daddyy July 16, 2022

Dirty Mickael

When someone is having gay sex with a sex whip and gets whipped so hard that he has diarrhea in his partner's mouth and his partner swallows the shit.

I was feeling so sick last night that I pulled a dirty Mickael on my boyfriend.

by ggharhar April 16, 2025

dirtymick

Of Irish descent. He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, easy money and cutting corners. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.

See that guy over there that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with? He's a real dirtymick!

by Soberon January 3, 2014