When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.
Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."