Dirty Mazzy 

When you eat dog head first and when you talk poop comes out. PERIODT

Dirty Mazzy happens wayyyyyy to often

Dirty Mazzy by buytfriuyhiyf May 11, 2020

Dirty Muzzy 

like the original Muzzy, a term referring to facial hair, mainly on the upper lip, usually worn by senior male collage students, hipsters or ron burgundy but unlike the plain Muzzy a Dirty Muzzy is course and full enough to trap food particles and grease so as to make it smelly and manly and unattractive to females... or is it?

hank: hey are you celebrating Dirty Muzzy May?
Dank: ya man. Right now it's only a Johnny Depp but just you wait till its a full on Dirty Muzzy.

or

Steph: ew look at that Dirty Muzzy. I would never kiss that.

Dirty Muzzy by composer rockmaninoff May 2, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012