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Dirty Mas 

The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth, having a deep oral kiss with her and proceeding to eat her out thus transferring your own semen to her vagina making her fall pregnant
Damn bro i gave my girl a Dirty Mas and she took a plan B the next day, honestly im heart broken
Dirty Mas by Mas77 December 30, 2021
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Dirty Mason 

A cool guy but he’s weird and only eat hot pockets
Yea, I’m always doing a dirty mason
Dirty Mason by mimimomopoo April 17, 2020

Dirty mason 

He likes to be in control. Do not try to take control he’ll slap ya right back down. He enjoys pulling his girls hair and acting as if she is his bitch. He likes to see the facial expressions on his girls face to know how good of a job that he is doing. Do not piss him off because he will come at you strongly. He can be romantic when he wants to be. You can put a smile on his face with your loud moaning. You can bring joy to him in many ways just got to be willing to try new things !!! ;))
Dirty mason by Dirty mason April 16, 2020

A dirty Mason 

When a man has sex with a horse while another man puts pepper spray in his cock in the same room.
A dirty Mason by Kolson made this February 3, 2022

Dirty Mason 

A dirty mason is when you have bloody gay anal sex.
Yo bro you wanna have a Dirty Mason

Dirty Masyn 

Is that type of dude to fuck females while smoking a blunt with with shit in it.
I did the dirty masyn last night in my college dorm room.
Dirty Masyn by Pinkyzebra October 29, 2020

Dirty Massimo 

The act of masturbating to hentai Into a dirty sock then drinking the cum to throw it up into your one night stands mouth
Yo I just heard this guy pulled a dirty Massimo on my ex
Dirty Massimo by Spn deadfish 10 April 17, 2020
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murderhobo 

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