When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.
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by Superkricky66 October 13, 2021
Get the Dirty Kristy mug.Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.
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Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.
by Kris Vee March 30, 2020
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