Dirty Kit

The act of naming deviant sexual acts after members of your family in the hope of gaining a cheap laugh

Damn that guy was trying to pull a dirty Kit on me, so I had to give him a dirty Henry

by Wilbro Baggins April 21, 2020

dirty kit

the antibacterial bag that separates dirty from clean.

hey mate have you bought your dirty kit yet?

by steven146 August 29, 2020

dirty bit of kit

An absolutely filthy bint who lurks in back alleys and bushes, typically around Norfolk, preying on unsuspecting youths. Said youths fall victim largely because of the ravages of puberty blinding them to the absolute filth they find themselves fishing in.

Bint: last night was amaaazung, i cooked you breakfast
Youth: fml. bagged another dirty bit of kit, need to go to the clinic again.

by youcancallmesir June 01, 2011

dirty p e kit

whats left on the floor by my the silly boys in my tutor group after they do p e. It smells and my teacher hates it.

"I'm sick and tired of seeing your smelly dirty p e kit all over the floor"

by weeweekid March 13, 2008