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When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin
"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"
by THEGOGNAHT February 09, 2015
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