Dirty Keyanna

A method of sexual pleasure through obscure and unique pre-tenses. When one person will projectile vomit into another’s rectum only to have the cooperator projectile defecate into the others’ face. This allows one person to snort the defecation through their noses as they continue to ejaculate into the cooperator’s eyes.

Brother: Hey little bro, do you want to commit a Dirty Keyanna?

Dirty Keyanna by OG Dirty Keyanna May 29, 2020

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Dirty Keyonna

When you lose to a game of Go Fish and have to lick the winners asshole and flick their forehead.

I lost that card game and she grabbed a fist of my hair and made me give her a Dirty Keyonna.

Dirty Keyonna by Martialbucket May 28, 2020

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dirty kyanna

When you cheat on your boyfriend and give him an std and he gives it to his new girlfriend (who is way better) unbeknownst to him.

Sorry I gave you an std, babe. That bitch dirty kyanna’d me.

dirty kyanna by Cbkhhwhccmtidh April 30, 2020

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Dirty Keyonna

When you lose a game of Go Fish and you have to lick the winners asshole and flick her forehead.

I lost that card game and she grabbed a fist of my hair and made me give her a Dirty Keyonna.

Dirty Keyonna by Martialbucket May 28, 2020

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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