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Dirty Kev 

An act where a man, that has at least an 8 inch penis, and a larger woman, over a size 18, perform a 69, with the woman on top. The man shoves his nose and tongue inside the woman's pink hole and then all over the woman's clit while 1 hand plays with the woman's g-spot and the other hand plays with the woman's big belly until the woman squirts all over the man's face. The woman sucks, licks and bites the man's penis until the man would cum inside the woman's mouth and then she would dribble it all over her boobs and they would lick it all off together while the man is still covered by the woman's squirt.
Man, "What do you want to do tonight love?"

Woman, "I want to feel very satisfied."

Man, "A Dirty Kev it is then."
Dirty Kev by Scotch Jock November 28, 2021
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Dirty Kevin 

one of the hottest men from camp camp hes so attractive like wowza
I love Dirty Kevin, he’s so hot.
Dirty Kevin by davidthetreeboy June 21, 2021

dirty kevin 

the act of being tea-bagged by a group of blind, unshowered black men.
a dirty kevin is like a shitload of foul smelling bats flying into your face.
dirty kevin by cockpit August 7, 2008

dirty kevin costner 

the act of forcibly submerging a sexual partner's head in a used public toilet and using a billy club to ensure they can't come up for air whilst violently reaming them up the pooper.
See "No Way Out" or the Director's Cut of "Field of Dreams" to see a dirty kevin costner in action

Dirty Kevin 

A dirty Kevin is used to describe an overly confident male who possess crusty lips. Although he may be decent looking at first, one look at his lips and his hopes for success are gone
“That guys an utter dirty Kevin”
Dirty Kevin by Ddogmyster April 28, 2020

Dirty Kevin 

The act of one female jacking a man off with her feet
A girl with giant monkey feet jacking a man off. Using her feet to perform a Dirty Kevin
Dirty Kevin by The royal Gorge September 15, 2022

dirty kevin 

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dirty kevin by sus backwards November 12, 2021
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