Dirty Kaidan

When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen

Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan

Dirty Kaidan by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

Dirty Kaidan

When you are having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the kick the door down you can turn around and nut all over them.

Bro 1 - "Yo I heard Jack got arrested for pulling a Dirty Kaidan."
Bro 2 - "I wish I had the balls to do that."

Dirty Kaidan by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

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Dirty Kaiden

the greatest sex ever (12 inches), he's way better than you.

oh your such dirty Kaiden, I wish I was like you

Dirty Kaiden by TheTruthisMe_69 June 12, 2022

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dirty kaiden

The act of sucking dick with alcohol on it.

Last night when I was thinking of drinking alone I decided to give my boyfriend a dirty Kaiden.

dirty kaiden by Decboy April 15, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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