Dirty Kaidan

When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen

Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan

by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

Dirty Kaidan

When you are having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the kick the door down you can turn around and nut all over them.

Bro 1 - "Yo I heard Jack got arrested for pulling a Dirty Kaidan."
Bro 2 - "I wish I had the balls to do that."

by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

Dirty Kaiden

the greatest sex ever (12 inches), he's way better than you.

oh your such dirty Kaiden, I wish I was like you

by TheTruthisMe_69 June 12, 2022

dirty kaiden

The act of sucking dick with alcohol on it.

Last night when I was thinking of drinking alone I decided to give my boyfriend a dirty Kaiden.

by Decboy April 15, 2020