Dirty Jones
A Canadian Soda Beverage mixed with Promethazine Codeine Syrup. Basically just that Lean/Drank/Sizzurp/Muddy-Water with Jones instead of Sprite.
Dirty Jones by EasterPinky November 22, 2011
Dirty Jones
-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.
Bob: You need me to get you some?
Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
Bob: You need me to get you some?
Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
Dirty Jones by LSDamn! January 4, 2011
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Dirty Jones
The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
Dirty Jones by A C E March 26, 2008
Dirty Jones
When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
Dirty Jones by Asperger John July 3, 2020
Dirty Jones
First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
Dirty Jones by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
dirty luke jones
Act of nutting in your sister called Ella and the next day your friends call you Nutella meaning that you nutted in your sisters hole.
dirty luke jones by My.nutted.in.me.help July 14, 2022
Dirty Tommy Jones
a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.
Dirty Tommy Jones by AnonymouseDood April 16, 2020
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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