Dirty Jerfy

When you collect your used toilet paper for 2 weeks and then cover yourself in them like postit notes and have sex with a partner (normally male)

Jerfy: I spent weeks collecting my pile of toilet paper!!
Meghan: Wow, are you doing a Dirty Jerfy tonight?

by maskedmagician August 30, 2023

Dirty Jerry

A sex act when you shoot your load in your partner's eye causing them to squint in that eye. It invokes the image of Colonel Klink, a German officer (Jerry) from TV's Hogan's Heroes, who squinted in one eye from wearing a monocle. Also named after it's namesake Jerry A. who had a pre-occupation with Colonel Klink and monocles in general.

He gave that poor girl a Dirty Jerry and now she might never see in that eye again.

by Bluesalive March 2, 2017

Dirty Jerry

A drink, with red bull, vodka and a splash of Cranberry (the dirt)

Gimme a Dirty Jerry, easy on the dirt!

by jrykrl February 4, 2010

dirty Jerry

A dirty Jerry is when a man is giving head to another man while they're both dressed as Santa Claus

They gave each other a dirty jerry

by UrbanDictionaryGod69 August 25, 2021

Dirty Jerry

When the pile of blankets in your friends room, whos name is jerry, is dirty.

"dirty jerry" (upsettingly)

by Jerry (dirty jerry) June 30, 2024

Dirty Jerky

When your beef jerky falls in the dirt.

Skal was so excited to finally enjoy his beef jerky, when it fell in the dirt. He did not want to eat his dirty jerky.

by Soozee11 December 21, 2025

Dirty Jerky

When your beef jerky gets dirty.

It was a glorious day when he bought a new bag of beef jerky. He's heart sank when the first tasty meaty morsel slipped out of his hand and landed in the dirt. He did not want dirty jerky.

by Soozee11 December 23, 2025