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dirty jazmine 

A sexy human being who 100% is the best human in earth
Woah is at dirty jazmine fittt
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Dirty Jazmine 

A dirty Jazmine is when a girl gives you head on a rug. While you sing I can show you the world. When you finish she spits the cum in a hourglass and drinks it.
This dirty how gave me a dirty Jazmine yesterday
Dirty Jazmine by Hdmdijdbwbw February 24, 2021

Dirty jasmine 

Dirty jasmine.

Well, this is someone so attractive and drop dead gorgeous. And she always goes hard. If your with her make sure you look good. Cuz she will ride you like a bull. She is quick ... she is a real little dirty thing .
But just be careful. If you treat this person wrong she will give u the worst rollercoaster ride of your life. I heated that she can be a little bit of a biter..
Dirty jasmine is like a rollercoaster ride

dirty jazmin 

a dirty jazmin is to be able to perform a strange talent with her tits including squeezing drink bottles. may turn into a fetish for some men, however, for many this is just a worrying talent.
“bruh have you ever seen someone do a dirty jazmin”
“yeah man, pretty worrying”
“no way bruh it was hot as”

dirty Jasmine 

That's when a chick farts on your chin when you are licking her pussy.
Say Barney, I said, "I really think that Jasmine is quite attractive. Barney answered, "she is hot bro , but she farts during sex, I heard. No worries,"I said".Barney said, "Yeah but she farted on Blagov's face when he {Blagov the Russian) was cunnininglusing her vagina. I dont care, "i said, "i can deal with a dirty Jasmine."

dirty jasmine 

a dirty jasmine is when you’re getting hanky panky with a “beautiful woman” and all is going swell for you as you haven’t had sex in a month. she asked if you’re into bum stuff and when you poke her bumhole she projectile SHARTS HERSELF ALL OVER YOU and continues to ask if she can eat the shit off your naked body.
bro, i went through something nasty last night. i was on a date and it was awesome until she did a dirty jas...🤢
a dirty jasmi..🤢🤢
A DIRTY JASMINE! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
dirty jasmine by shartlord69 April 2, 2020

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