Dirty Jakob

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM

Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here

by Wladax April 13, 2020

Dirty Jakob

The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food

Guy1:Hey bro did you watch Rush hour last night
Guy2:yeah i was doing a dirty Jakob as well

by Big J-man August 28, 2021

Dirty Jacob

Sticking your tongue down the throat of a girl, whilst her ex is 2 metres away

You pulled a dirty Jacob last night and then ran off with her

by King82 June 19, 2020

dirty jacobe

Joining a group of 2 or more people having sex in fear of FOMO.

Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.

by randomuser23792389 March 22, 2021

dirty jacobs

an asshole piercing; usually a big gold ring

that guy's gonna regret getting that dirty jacobs when he has to take a shit..

by the homo squad July 24, 2010

Dirty Jacob’s Dad

A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.

“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”

“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”

by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022

Dirty Jacob

a half man half wolf who battles vampires and tries to get with underage girls all the while he secretly is masterbating to his memory of Edward with no shirt on.

Dude you know that guy from twilight?

Who Jacob?

Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.

by JuniorBaconCheeseBelly July 13, 2010