Dirty Helena

When a man lights his penis on fire and his girlfriend puts it out with her cum

person 1; " why did you light your dick on fire"

Person 2: " Because my girl was wet and we wanted to da a Dirty Helena

Dirty Helena by MR.KEISHA July 27, 2022

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dirty helene

the act of fisting a guys asshole till he has explosive diarrhea on your arm.

“my girlfriend gave me a dirty helene last night”

dirty helene by always._saucy January 12, 2022

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dirty helen

Backwards tug (of ones man parts) by a seperate party with their hand upside down while stimulating the males reproductive system until complete climax is reached

I was at her parents house eating supper, so I had to settle for a DH (Dirty Helen) instead of a Hummer.

dirty helen by Karlos Danger March 9, 2015

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Dirty helen

When your such a nerd you have to dress up in cosplay and have your spouse call you every farm animal he can think of wile you masterbate in order to cum.

This slut I’m seeing is such a dirty Helen I she climaxed before I got to Horse but after duck.

Dirty helen by Corren Horn June 16, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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