Dirty Hasse

When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.

Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!

I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!

by TisseHuntersson January 12, 2022

Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him

"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"

by wacklers April 2, 2015

Dirty Haseen

When you think you're about to get laid but your partner throws up on you and the bed instead.

Watch out for that girl yeah, she'll fully get you back to hers then do a dirty Haseen on you.

by thatmessybitch April 15, 2020

dirty haisell

When you ditch the fat girl to have sex with her slightly less fat friend!

Dude, so I went to that girls house last night and there was nothing but thick crust all around, but don't worry I totally found one that was not as fat and dirty haisell'd her!

by ol'drrty March 14, 2009

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020