Dirty Hasse

When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.

Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!

I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!

Dirty Hasse by TisseHuntersson January 12, 2022

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Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him

"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"

Dirty Hansen by wacklers April 2, 2015

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Dirty Haseen

When you think you're about to get laid but your partner throws up on you and the bed instead.

Watch out for that girl yeah, she'll fully get you back to hers then do a dirty Haseen on you.

Dirty Haseen by thatmessybitch April 15, 2020

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dirty haisell

When you ditch the fat girl to have sex with her slightly less fat friend!

Dude, so I went to that girls house last night and there was nothing but thick crust all around, but don't worry I totally found one that was not as fat and dirty haisell'd her!

dirty haisell by ol'drrty March 14, 2009

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Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

Dirty Evan Hansen by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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