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Dirty Hands 

Condition when one forgets to wash oneself's hands after urination, or expelling bodily waste.

Condition when one makes contact with something unsanitary with hands, and omits hand washing.
Jenny, did you wash your dirty hands?
Dirty Hands by Clean Hands July 19, 2010

dirty hands geology

Nickname for geology lab research done indoors with soil samples from outside. Derives from the fact that such research, if done properly, will make your hands dirty (similar to "muddy boots biology").
Ethan: "My hands are all dirty from finding the pH of my soil sample"
Andrew: "Well, what did you expect? This IS dirty hands geology for Pete's sake!"

dirty dick hands 

When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH
I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .

dirty Dick hands 

Damn Rich, you've got some dirty Dick hands, bro.

Dirty Bus Driver Hands 

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

Dirty Handshake 

So named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. This pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the vagina. Assuming the female has not gorged herself on Tommy's Burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the anus without fear of mudslides. Also referred to as "four in the slit, one in the shit".
If you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.