Dirty Funcia Dammer

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A term denoting a highly specific sexual scenario involving extreme power dynamics. The act describes a submissive individual, designated as the "Funcia," being dominated by an authoritative figure, the "Dammer," within an educational setting. The specific configuration involves the Dammer performing irrumatio upon the Funcia while simultaneously receiving anilingus. The neologism itself is a composite, with "dirty" signifying the transgressive nature of the act, while "Funcia" and "Dammer" are invented terms that codify the submissive and dominant roles, respectively. The fantasy is rooted in the eroticization of institutional power structures and the complete subjugation of one party to the other.

Rafael: "What are we doing in class today?"
Ulrich: "Today we're looking at forces in a circuit"
Rafael: "Nooo, don't tell me we're doing the Dirty Funcia Dammer"
Ulrich: "Ye..."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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