Dirty Francesco

Dirty Francesco is the act of making a hole in the pillow, drawing your best friend's face on it, then penetrating it until it is filled with semen and then drinking the semen from the pillow

I have to go buy another pillow because I made mine the "Dirty Francesco" and it no longer works

by The useless pillow September 3, 2021

Dirty Francesco

To make a girl overdose on Xanax during a party, kiss her and try to have sex with her.

Guy 1: “Dude, that girl is so cute I might pull a dirty Francesco on her”
Guy 2: “Here, have my Xanax pills”

by YourMom’sHotLambo January 7, 2022

Dirty Francisco

The act of receiving a drunken perverted text message from your brother-in-law.

Dad... Jarreth just told me I have a nice ass.
Dont worry sweetie, that was a Dirty Francisco!

by Evil Step Dad November 15, 2015

Dirty Francisco

The act of shaving oneself's eyebrows and replacing the eyebrows with streaks of their own fecal matter (or that of a sex partner).

Variations may include The Angry francis, The Shocked Francis, The Curious Francis (one eyebrow raised) or The Francis Jeter (fecal matter is rubbed below the eye to deflect glare).

Gerardo gave himself a shave and a Dirty Francisco before his blind date with Ramona.

by Bobbygee January 10, 2010

Dirty Francisca

When you introduce your dick in the girls asshole so hard that she shits on you and then she licks the shit away.

A: So, we were having a good time when she shat on me dick and then licked the mf
B: oh yeah, the good ol' Dirty Francisca

by Chris Jaksøn September 2, 2021

dirty frances

A dirty Frances is when you are working a long day, and you go home and shove a dirty cigarette up your anus.

I had such a long day, I feel like I need a margarita and a dirty Frances

by 4doorsmorewhores8 November 22, 2021