Dirty Fondlay 

When you start masturbating while on the toilet, and take a shit half way through, then dip your balls in it and drag it across the bathroom floor and finish off whilst appreciating the art you have created.

And his father exclaimed, “I need a mop, he’s done another dirty fondlay in the bathroom“

Dirty Fondlay by victorcrumb01 April 18, 2020

Dirty Findlay 

A Dirty Findlay is when you have sex with Both parents on a Wednesday, every second month.
This is a rare one only to be committed by ‘Findlay’s’

Alfred -“Findlay are you coming to the party on Wednesday”
Findlay- “no sorry I can’t it’s dirty Findlay night tonight”

“Ok ‘FinDlay”

Dirty Findlay by Wky_Bky May 3, 2020