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Dirty Faust 

When somebody kidnaps a really ugly guy, then puts a paper bag over his head so they can fuck him through the bag without seeing his repulsive face, then pisses all over the bag. Generally, the bag will be reused between victims so that fluids can keep building up on it.
"I just gave this guy from the bar the nastiest Dirty Faust of all time!"
"Where'd you put him after?"
"In the cheerio pit."
Dirty Faust by The Bald May 3, 2025
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