A Dirty Fabio ( not to be confused with a dirty fabian ) is a sexual maneuver in which the man thrusts a mouthful of his balls in the girls mouth whilst wearing a long blonde wig and yelling “My meatballs will complement the spaghetti nicely”.
Once completed, he finishes all over her stomach and says “Dinner isn’t complete without sauce, Mamma Mia, Yahooooo!”
Her: I can’t believe he pulled a Dirty Fabio on me.
Her friends: No way, he didn’t complete the platter with his sauce, did he?
Her: Oh yeah, it was wild. I came to him saying “Yahooooo!”
Best night of my life.
Her friends: Wow girl, we are jealous. Maybe we can all ask him for a test.
The act of dipping ones private parts into a cup of vanilla pudding and sticking it into your partner's mouth while she calls you daddy. As a way of saying screw vanilla sex
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.