Dirty Diego 

When a woman is receiving vaginal oral stimulation from another man or woman of Mexican decent. Then, during the beginning stages of her orgasm, her body will start to involuntarily spasm and twitch at which point the Spaniard must immediately proceed to punch her in the kidneys repeatedly as hard as humanly possible. If this is performed correctly, the woman will squirt vaginal secretions mixed with blood from her damaged kidneys out of her urethra causing a Dirty Diego.

-Hey champ!
-Waddup hotshot.
-You do anything crazy last night?
-Eh, not really.
-What did you do?
-I just gave some hussy named Chastity a dirty diego.
-Holy shit! are you serious? Atta boy...atta boy

Dirty Diego by Rkellyisacockgobbler69 February 6, 2012

Dirty Diego 

When you take a dump on someones chest, and draw a smiley face with it. Then, you take a wet nap and smear it around until it is wiped up and you mess is all gone.

While aunt boots was ridin' dirty i gave her a Dirty Diego while i rubbed kelly's red hairy nipples and rubbed her bush.

Dirty Diego by Kalin Settle August 30, 2008

Dirty Diego 

When a man uses shit to whack off.

She shit on him while doing anal so he did the dirty Diego

Dirty Diego by TheDirtyMan44 October 15, 2020

Dirty Diego 

When a boy has a boner in class

This dumbest in my class had a dirty Diego

Dirty Diego by To.be_honest.i_dont.care October 11, 2021

Dirty Diego

When a sexy man named Diego fucks you so hard that you become so overstimulated you could cry, then he cream pies inside you.

I had an overwhelmingly good time during dirty Diego last night ;)

Dirty Diego by inlovewithdiego October 22, 2025

Dirty Diego Takis 

The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.

Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.

Dirty Diego Takis by youknowwhoisaking January 24, 2022

dirty san diego 

When one deliberately loads up on Chipotle/Taco Bell before anal sex, for the express purpose of creating a mudslide of feces forcing anal evacuation after an awesome pounding.

David Ramos is the master of Dirty San Diegos, I could barely walk to the bathroom to clean up!

dirty san diego by SCurry February 15, 2019