dirty devan

taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.

"Yo man, tried to catch the elevator last night, smelled like someone was baking bread."

"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?

by yeastnelevator October 5, 2011

Dirty Devan

When a homophobe participates in anal sex with multiple men within one hour and keeps a sample of each men’s shit for later.

Stay away from that man, he enjoys being a dirty Devan every Thursday night.

by Dev is dirty November 1, 2020

Dirty Devan

When a homophobe participates in sex with multiple men within an hour and keeps a sample of each men’s shit to sniff on later.

Stay away from that man. He likes doing the dirty Devan on Thursday nights

by Dev is dirty November 1, 2020

Dirty Devan

A true Company Man. Ride or Die for management. Closet Homosexual but isn’t good at hiding it by making jokes as a straight man.

“Dude, my boss is a total Dirty Devan. It’s annoying.”

by Brovid homie September 9, 2021

Dirty Dean

when a bloke goes behind his mate's back and slays his mate's little sister!

did you hear about Reevies? he pulled a dirty dean last night!

by dizzle and wooda March 4, 2008

dirty dean

The act of fucking a goat beside a highway then slitting its throat in tandem with the orgasm to heighten the pleasure of course. Then you run away from the cops who will undoubtedly be close behind you.

"Man I can't believe Jon pulled the dirty dean last night. Sure it would feel awesome and stuff, but goddam. That kid is fucking crazy."

by MASCO WVU January 26, 2010

dirty devante

An instance in which a male inadvertently reveals his micropenis to his friends.

"Ugh, he's just pulled a dirty devante"
"Why is it shrivelled?"

by Mark_ransom998 September 4, 2021