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Dirty Colton

When you're givin 'er the beans in the back of your '92 mustang, and you beat her over the head with a skateboard and start slapping her ass cheeks like a pair of shitty bongos like you're in a 3 star cuban resort mariachi band.
"Oh fuck boys, I gave Ryan's mom the Dirty Colton in the back of the 'stang last night. Shit was tubular."
Dirty Colton by schnapson April 16, 2020

dirty colonel sanders

The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .
He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.

dirty colonel 

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards
Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

dirty coulson 

The act of smoking a vape into a females rectum and waiting for it to come back out of her nostrils
God I gave Leanne a dirty coulson last night
dirty coulson by anonymous December 8, 2023

dirty coulson 

The act of smoking a vape into a females rectum and waiting for it to come back out of her nostrils
God I gave Leanne a dirty coulson last night
dirty coulson by anonymous December 8, 2023