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Dirty Cartier 

wide pussied, orange girl who often gets off to roblox porn
"Yo me and Adison were playing flee last night and she pulled a dirty Cartier when she saw my avatar."
"Noooo ew"
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Dirty Carter 

When you force feed an entire full coarse meal of chips and salsa into a girl’s asshole, just to eat it out.
“Not gonna lie, that Dirty Carter last night was delicious Sophie.”
Dirty Carter by Slurpypubes April 17, 2020

Dirty Carter 

Often used by students at east coast colleges, the Dirty Carter, is when a girl lays flat on the hood of an old light blue station wagon, then covers herself with homemade salsa, and eats tortilla chips of a array of colors, while getting a funnel of Cuban beach sand funneled through her vagina.
Damn i found a bunch of tortilla chips and homeade salsa on my car, i must have dirty carter'd that bitch from last night
Dirty Carter by ConnorRyanMyso January 3, 2009

Dirty Carter 

A Dirty Carter are people names Carter Maule that have big cocks are loved the Star Wars Franchise
I just had the best sex in the world, the guy was such a dirty carter
Dirty Carter by retrac19 September 13, 2021

dirty carter 

when your girlfriend fucks you on an airplane using pokemon cards to eat your ass somehow, while also doing a handstand (the airplane must be flying over an ocean or flying into the sun)
guy one: have you ever did a dirty carter
guy two: yeah I don't know how we were flying into the sun while over an ocean
dirty carter by duckyourmom September 30, 2021

Dirty Carter 

When you have an orgy on a school trip in the bathroom with every girl there and only one dude, also while using cocaine and heroin.
Damn bro I respect that dirty carter you pulled on the New York trip.
Dirty Carter by guacomolechip December 25, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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