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dirty callum 

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.
It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.
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dirty callum 

To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night
dirty callum by Dirty callum February 11, 2019

Dirty Callum 

A dirty callum is the act of doing too much cocaine and ending up freaking out and going to hospital...
“Hey is your friend okay he looked pretty spooked out last night”
Yeah he’s fine he just did a dirty Callum”
Dirty Callum by Hospital king April 15, 2020

Dirty Callum 

Midget with a small dick who gets pegged by mr.hands and his horse cock
Cant come out im doing a dirty callum

Dirty Calum 

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost
Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum
Dirty Calum by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Dirty Calum 

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met
Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now
Dirty Calum by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

dirty calum 

dirty calum by dirty calum March 26, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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