A weapon that can be found in the Mario Kart game series. A 'dirty box' is a weapon that appears as a red box with an upside down question mark on it.

A 'dirty box' will not protect you from shells as a banana would in the games but it is useful. Those making a split-second decision may initially think it is a beneficial 'question mark box' and coax them into driving into it bringing them to a halt.

Being hit by a 'dirty box' is considered the ultimate insult in Mario Karting worldwide.

The 'dirty box' should not be confused with dirty boxing (topless or naked boxing) or an unclean vagina (also known as a dirty box).
"I was in 2nd place and then the bellend in front of me hit me with a dirty box and pushed me down into 6th"

"I just can't catch a break. I was slammed with a blue shell, rodded by the lightning and then to compound it all, I GOT DIRTY BOXED"

"When you're out driving and the guy behind you is up your arse, don't you just wish you had a real-life dirty box?"
by thesmashingpumpkins October 13, 2009
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A box were you may keep the stash of your most sinful treasures. This could be sexual: condoms, lube and naughty polaroids. It could be mind altering: Mary Jane, pipes and papers. These are just examples not a rule. Your box, your secret pleasures.

The box can be of any size that fits your needs but you will get props from your other freaky box owner friends the more intricate your box looks, how much it speaks to who you are, if it lockable and if it can be hidden in plain sight.
Can you get me a strawberry dutch from the dirty box so i can roll this thing up?
by Sugar Heather2 February 10, 2010
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Clinch fighting, possibly the most important aspect in the martial art of Muay Thai (also known as Thai Boxing). The attacker clinches his hands around his opponents' neck, and delivers punches (usually uppercuts), elbows, and knees to the face of the opponent while pulling his neck down. This is a very useful street fighting technique and is often seen in Muay Thai fights in Thailand and mixed martial arts competitions such as Pride Fighting Championship in Japan and Ultimate Fighting Championship in the USA.
"Holy jebus, Jon just dirty boxed the shit out of my girlfriend!"

"My friend knew Karate/Taekwondo/Kung Fu, but a Muay Thai fighter whooped his ass with dirty boxing."
by The Jonstrosity June 13, 2006
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Dirty boxing (noun): In the Army, it is the act of a female soldier fucking more than one male soldier in succession, all without showering or rinsing out her box.
This can be thought of as the female form of dirty dicking.
1."That girl you slept with last night was dirty boxing half the guys in the barracks!"

2. SGT Smith: "What are your goals for this week, soldier?" PVT Floozy: "Drinking Smirnoff Ice and dirty boxing all my boyfriends."
by FriendswithVAbenefits December 19, 2017
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Referring to the female genitalia: "lettuce hanging out the burger" . also seems to have a foul stench. Often unshaved.
Dude.. that bitch last night has a dirty box.
by Sammmmmuel March 26, 2007
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A vulgar word referring to a women’s dirty box otherwise known as the groin area. Linda however is special in the case that she has the dirtiest of them all.

If you ever happen to smell a smell resembling Linda’s Dirty Box it is advised to bathe yourself in vinegar and clorox.
Geez babe it smell’s like Linda’s Dirty Box in here.
by Pregraduate April 11, 2019
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When a lunch box is stolen, the contents are eaten by the thief and replaced by him or her taking a nice warm shit inside the box. The lunch box is then returned to the owner for a nice lunch time suprise.
Little Billy was starving when he got home from school because someone gave him a dirty lunch box.
by Dirty-train March 15, 2007
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