Dirty Box 

A weapon that can be found in the Mario Kart game series. A 'dirty box' is a weapon that appears as a red box with an upside down question mark on it.

A 'dirty box' will not protect you from shells as a banana would in the games but it is useful. Those making a split-second decision may initially think it is a beneficial 'question mark box' and coax them into driving into it bringing them to a halt.

Being hit by a 'dirty box' is considered the ultimate insult in Mario Karting worldwide.

The 'dirty box' should not be confused with dirty boxing (topless or naked boxing) or an unclean vagina (also known as a dirty box).

"I was in 2nd place and then the bellend in front of me hit me with a dirty box and pushed me down into 6th"

"I just can't catch a break. I was slammed with a blue shell, rodded by the lightning and then to compound it all, I GOT DIRTY BOXED"

"When you're out driving and the guy behind you is up your arse, don't you just wish you had a real-life dirty box?"

Dirty Box by thesmashingpumpkins October 13, 2009

dirty box 

Referring to the female genitalia: "lettuce hanging out the burger" . also seems to have a foul stench. Often unshaved.

Dude.. that bitch last night has a dirty box.

dirty box by Sammmmmuel March 31, 2007

Dirty Box 

A box were you may keep the stash of your most sinful treasures. This could be sexual: condoms, lube and naughty polaroids. It could be mind altering: Mary Jane, pipes and papers. These are just examples not a rule. Your box, your secret pleasures.

The box can be of any size that fits your needs but you will get props from your other freaky box owner friends the more intricate your box looks, how much it speaks to who you are, if it lockable and if it can be hidden in plain sight.

Can you get me a strawberry dutch from the dirty box so i can roll this thing up?

Dirty Box by Sugar Heather2 February 10, 2010

Linda’s Dirty Box

A vulgar word referring to a women’s dirty box otherwise known as the groin area. Linda however is special in the case that she has the dirtiest of them all.

If you ever happen to smell a smell resembling Linda’s Dirty Box it is advised to bathe yourself in vinegar and clorox.

Geez babe it smell’s like Linda’s Dirty Box in here.

Linda’s Dirty Box by Pregraduate April 10, 2019

Doyle's Dirty Box 

A box of mysterious treasures sourced from the darkest depths of Smullens island. It is said that a deal was done of the count of 3 to dip in said box. but most people just think its a wives tale. Will we ever know what truly lies in that dirty box?....who knows...I heard it stinks.

Definition:

Adam has his whole arm in "Dolye's Dirty Box".

"Doyle's Dirty Box" Stinks

Doyle's Dirty Box by Charles Dormer May 30, 2017

dirty lunch box 

When a lunch box is stolen, the contents are eaten by the thief and replaced by him or her taking a nice warm shit inside the box. The lunch box is then returned to the owner for a nice lunch time suprise.

Little Billy was starving when he got home from school because someone gave him a dirty lunch box.

dirty lunch box by Dirty-train December 14, 2008

dirty juice box 

Dirty Vagina

I was going to go down on her but she had a dirty juice box

dirty juice box by anonymous January 12, 2025