Dirty Benjamin

When one has anal sex with another, then straight after gets a blow job of an un suspecting person.

Guy1: " Hey, i heard Simon bummed Graham then gave Tom a dirty Benjamin"
Guy2: YEAH MAN!

Dirty Benjamin by Matt Bennett October 19, 2006

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Dirty Benjamin

A man who’s gets Bitches but always gets friend zoned and just ends up being a fuck boy

She just said she wants to be friends he’s gonna pull a dirty Benjamin

Dirty Benjamin by Kitty cat daddy November 23, 2021

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Dirty Benjamin

After taking a giant wet shit wipe your ass with a $100 bill and slap your ex wife in the face with her alimony Money.

After eating a soggy burrito Logan gave his ex wife a partial alimony payment in the form of a Dirty Benjamin.

Dirty Benjamin by Order I’ll hustle July 15, 2022

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Dirty Benjamin

When Literally is everything going wrong but you manage to get away without a Scratch because you’ve thrown someone else under the bus

I accidentally tripped over the bride at her own wedding and she fell into the cake!! Fortunately I pulled a “Dirty Benjamin” and blamed it on the weird kid next to me!!

Dirty Benjamin by AstarothnR June 15, 2020

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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