Dirty Benjamin

When one has anal sex with another, then straight after gets a blow job of an un suspecting person.

Guy1: " Hey, i heard Simon bummed Graham then gave Tom a dirty Benjamin"
Guy2: YEAH MAN!

by Matt Bennett October 19, 2006

Dirty Benjamin

A man who’s gets Bitches but always gets friend zoned and just ends up being a fuck boy

She just said she wants to be friends he’s gonna pull a dirty Benjamin

by Kitty cat daddy November 23, 2021

Dirty Benjamin

After taking a giant wet shit wipe your ass with a $100 bill and slap your ex wife in the face with her alimony Money.

After eating a soggy burrito Logan gave his ex wife a partial alimony payment in the form of a Dirty Benjamin.

by Order I’ll hustle July 15, 2022

Dirty Benjamin

When Literally is everything going wrong but you manage to get away without a Scratch because you’ve thrown someone else under the bus

I accidentally tripped over the bride at her own wedding and she fell into the cake!! Fortunately I pulled a “Dirty Benjamin” and blamed it on the weird kid next to me!!

by AstarothnR June 15, 2020