Dirty Aswin

When you rip a guy's dick off, shove it down their own throat and proceed to smash it further into their mouth with a mallet whilst fucking them in the ass and fingering the open wound with 'Pumped Up Kicks' blasting from a speaker in the background.

"Why does that guy have no Dick?"
"Someone probably did a Dirty Aswin to him"

Dirty Aswin by Dirty Aswin April 28, 2024

Dirty Ashwin

The act of laying your partner on the kitchen counter and raw dogging them until you both splurge at the same time. After which you use the cum, vaginal discharge, and sweat to sautée carrots which you both then eat over rice while simultaneously giving eachother handjobs under a blanket and watching madden gameplay with no commentary. You then both promptly go to sleep holding one another under a fuzzy blanket and wonder how long your relationship will last, fearing they'll leave you the very next day.

"Dude what did you do to that girl last night?"

"I gave her a dirty ashwin bro, can we talk? I need to vent."

Dirty Ashwin by Queestion February 19, 2023

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dirty arwin

Dirty Arwin is a girl who typically doesn’t shower for a few days and comes to school with spray tan and looks like a tangerine. She is kinda hot but only after a few shots of vodka. She is good in the bedroom as long as u don’t mind the smell

She’s an absolute dirty Arwin

dirty arwin by Arwinsbabe April 17, 2020

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dirty assin

A person looking for the easiest way to win but gets salty or makes excuses for losing . A cheap skate for sure when it comes to money. Often claims to be on diet, and only gets water at resturants to save a "buck". Will only text message you back every couple of days due to the fear of Roaming Fee's.

Look at that dirty assin, always trying to save a dollor...

(DIRTY ASSIN) " WHAT MAN THE WATER IS FREE "

dirty assin by cargo pants pussy wogg July 14, 2013

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washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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