Dirty Andan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.

"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Andan."

"You fucking degenerate."

by bodyarmoroutcast April 15, 2020

Dirty Aidan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.

"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."

"You fucking degenerate."

by Shitposting With Babish March 26, 2020

Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.

Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”

by derfferguson April 17, 2020

Dirty Adan

The act of sneezing, and cumming at the same time resulting in a heavy nose bleed which is then used as lubricant for round two.

Dude I had my first dirty Adan and now I don’t think I can go back.

by The OG dirty Adan May 5, 2021

Dirty Aidan

Taking a women’s high heel in the anus

Can’t believe he got a Dirty Aidan while in the club

by APA_03 April 16, 2020

Dirty Aidan

A technique in which a male has ice cubes placed on his eyeballs while simultaneously having his cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner

My girl pulled out some freaky shit yesterday and tried a Dirty Aidan on me.

by dumb baby bicht April 6, 2020

Dirty Aidan

The dirty Aidan is when the female gives you head whilst you fight the ender dragon in Minecraft. If you kill the ender dragon before the female has finished she must finish giving you your blowjob then must remain unclothed apart from goggly eyes on the nips until she cooks you a full english. simulary if she finishes before you killed the ender dragon you have to do the same but you have the goggly eyes on your balls.

John: Did you get up to much with Hanna last night?
Thomas: yh we did the dirty Aidan!

by B0yFr0mTheH00d March 12, 2021