Dirty Alden

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The act of cumming inside a girl and slurping the cum out of her with a straw

Alden was wild last night! He gave me a dirty Alden and it was AMAZING!

Dirty Alden by Here’s April 16, 2020

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dirty alden

When you get you’re penis stuck inside a quesadilla

Dang bro I’m sorry I was late I had a dirty Alden today.

dirty alden by Yuhhhj April 15, 2020

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Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you

A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it

Dirty Alden by my mommy pooped herself May 29, 2020

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dirty dirty Aiden

A dirty dirty Aiden is when you fuck your stepsis so hard that she yells I love your small cock 8 times in a row!

my stepbro gave me a dirty dirty aiden yeaterday and I today i gave him head!!

dirty dirty Aiden by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

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Dirty Aiden

The act of fucking a girl so hard she comes twice

I dirty Aiden her last night

Dirty Aiden by Biggdickboyyyy February 12, 2019

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Dirty Aden

A dirty Aden is when you stick a finger in your ass mid masturbation while trying to scratch your ass.

Dang bro I pulled a dirty Aden last night in the bathroom

Dirty Aden by DigBig daddy May 4, 2021

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Dirty Aiden

Fucking an animal to the point your sperm comes out of its eyes while sitting on a dragon dildo.

Eww, that guy is doing the Dirty Aiden 24/7.

Dirty Aiden by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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